RELATED: Quotes From The Office That’ll Make All The Dunderheads LOLġ6. You want some?” Ross: “No thanks, I’m 29.” “You-you-you… you threw my sandwich away? My sandwich? MY SANDWICH?!”Ĭhandler: “Making chocolate milk. Tanning Salon Guy: “You never turned?” Ross: “No! I barely even got to three Mississippi.” Tanning Salon Guy: “Mississippi? I said count to five.” Ross: “Mississippilessly?”ġ4. Ross: “Sex!” Phoebe: “What about sex or dinosaurs?” Ross: “My God, it’s like Sophie’s Choice.” Phoebe: “Ross, how about you? Sex or food?” Rachel: ( from behind him) “I got off the plane.”ġ2. Ross: ( frantically presses buttons on the answering machine) “Oh my God! Did she get off the plane? Did she get off the plane?” “I tell you, when I actually die, some people are going to get seriously haunted.”ġ0. ( After Rachel lost his monkey) “This is just classic Rachel! You’re off in Rachel-land with no thought for people’s feelings or monkeys!”ĩ. “Well, Hurricane Gloria didn’t break the porch swing. Ross: “Sure, just lend me your breasts and we’ll be on our way.”ħ. Rachel: “Can you take care of Emma just for today?”

Joey: “How about Tony’s? If you can finish a 32-ounce steak, it’s free.” Ross: “Hey, does anyone know a good place if you’re not dating a puma?”ĥ. Ross: “Hey guys, does anybody know a good date place in the neighborhood?” Best Ross Geller Quotes & ConversationsĢ. Nostalgic for all things Friends? Once you’ve revisited the best quotes from Ross, check out our pages on Friends quotes and Friends trivia, as well as our round-up of memorable lines from Rachel Green, Chandler Bing, Joey Tribbiani, and Phoebe Buffay. So, to celebrate Ross in all of his idiosyncratic glory, keep reading for his best quotes. Any Friends fan who has ever moved a piece of furniture knows that it never gets old to yell, “Pivot! Piv-ot!” Or how surprisingly easy it is to find reasons to shout, “We were on a break!” How cool is that? And we’d be remiss not to mention that, of all the characters, Ross Geller quotes have given us some of the most enduring one-liners. But he’s also loyal, smart, loving, and very funny (albeit often unintentionally). And now that we’ve had time to step back and re-watch the iconic series, we’ve gotta say we’ve come to appreciate Ross Geller - excuse us, Dr. Still, it’s holding up pretty well for a show that debuted nearly three decades ago. Some of the jokes, well, they don’t quite hit the same way anymore. Admittedly, not every single part of Friends aged ideally.

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